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Here is a chronological list of all Bernie & Red recordings.

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"OH WHAT A BEAUTY". Recorded in 1973. No longer available.
"SONGS OF LOVE & LAUGHTER". Recorded in 1978. No longer available.

TRACK LISTINGS

TRACKS

Tempting Treats.

 

1) Johnny Bukka. You Tell Her, I Stutter. (original version) 

2) Don't Touch me Tomato.

3) Big Jim.

4) Running Bear/Kaw Liga.

5) The Skinniest Man.

6) Vera Lynn Medley-White Cliffs of Dover-Auf Wiedersehen-Yours.

7)Flower of Scotland.

8) For You/Too Young.

9) Danny Boy.

10) Ghost Riders in the Sky.

11) Keep Your Hand on Your Halfpenny.

12) Blackbird.

13) Away with Rum.

14) Oh What a Beauty & Uncle Joe's Mint Balls.

On The Job.

 

1) Biddy McGraw. 

2) Cup of Tea. 

3) Mexican Vacation. 

4) My Budgie. 

5) Nursery Rhymes. 

6) Vasectomy. 

7) Big Bamboo. 

8) Jim & Tammy Song. 

9) Rawtenstall Annual Fair. 

10) To All The Girls I’ve Loved before. 

11) The Oldest Swinger. 

12) The Chicken Song. 

13) Seven Spanish Angels. 

14) Brewer’s Droop. 

15) Comrade Olga

16) Show Me The Way to go Home.

BERNIE & RED LIVE - VOLUME 2

 

1) Lovely Bunch of Coconuts.

2) Looking for my Father/Married life.

3) Vacuum Toilet Story.

4) Get Your Own Blanket.

5) I Don’t Drink Alcohol.

6) Do Mine When You’re Finished.

7) Scottish Stories.

8) SKI Club Song.

9) Mum on Airplane.

10) Ladies & Bathrooms.

11) The Baby Song.

12) Mother & Furniture Disease.

Plus 18 bonus tracks.

Bricks & Roses.

 

1) The Rose. 

2) Don't Cry For Me Argentina. 

3) Lili Marlene. 

4) Memory. 

5) Wind Beneath My Wings. 

6) Over The Rainbow. 

7) Little Aggie. 

8) Achy Breaky Heart. (Parody). 

9) Murphy & The Bricks. 

10) Piddlin' Pete. 

11) Mean To Me. 

12) Middle Aged Blues. 

13) La Vie En Rose.

It’s Now or Never.

 

1) Boys Along the Yukon. 

2) Shame & Scandal. 

3) Doughboy. 

4) Computer Blues. 

5) You Tell Her, I Stutter. 

6) A Good man is Hard to Find. 

7) It's Now or Never. 

8) South of The Border. 

9) Back in Your Own Backyard. 

10) The Skye Boat Song. 

11) St Louis Blues/Some of These Days. 

12) Al Jolson Medley.

Pass The Duct Tape.

 

1) Music Music/This Ole House. 

2) You Know You’re Growing Old When …… 

3) Skin Graft Story. 

4) Granada. 

5) Mother & Xmas Cards, Priest & Mouse. 

6) Inkspots Song. 

7) Children, Grandchildren & Teenagers. 

8) Beep Beep. 

9) Thrift Store Shirts. 

10) Hello Mudda. (Winter Visitor Version.) 

11) El Paso. (Parody) 

12) Do Mine When You’re Finished. 

13) Brown Eyes Blue. 

14) Little Girl in Kindergarten. 

15) Story of Three Bulls.

A Touch of the Irish.

 

1) If You’re Irish/ McNamara’s Band. 

2) Molly Malone. 

3) The Moonshiner. 

4) Liverpool Lullaby. 

5) The Wild Rover. 

6) When Irish Eyes are Smiling/ Toora Loora. 

7) Galway Bay. 

8) A Little Bunch of Thyme. 

9) Whiskey in the Jar. 

10) Whiskey on a Sunday. 

11) The Irish Rover. 

12) I’ll Take You Home Again Kathleen. 

13) Never Wed an Old Man. 

14) Yesterday is History.

Live at Towerpoint.

 

1) Tiger By The Tail.. 

2) Comedy routines. 

3) Buddy Holly Medley. 

4) Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor. 

5) Daisy A Day. 

6) Comedy …. Story of the Sow. 

7) To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before. (Parody) 

8) Commercials. Depends & Preparation H. 

9) SKI Club Song. 

10) How I Love Them Old Songs. Medley. 

11) Wonderful World/I Believe.

40th Anniversary Show.

 

1) Never Ending Love. 

2) Comedy routine. 

3) Going to the Chapel. 

4) Comedy routine. 

5) 40 Years of married Bliss. 

6) I Got You Babe. 

7) John Denver medley. 

8) Story of Thrift Store Shirts. 

9) Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da. 

10) Story of the Three Bulls. 

11) Goodnight Sweetheart. 

12) Diana/Viagra Parody.

Enjoy Yourself.

 

1) Enjoy Yourself. 

2) Comedy routines. 

3) Two Little Boys. 

4) Comedy … waiting for a train. 

5) Secret Love. 

6) Proper Cup of Coffee. 

7) Comedy routines. 

8) Boys Along The Yukon. 

9) I Love You …… 

10) Bummin’ Around. 

11) Furniture salesman in Paris. 

12) Enjoy Yourself Reprise.

Waltz Across Walmart.

 

1) Hello Mary Lou.

2) Do You Ever?

3) Feeling Too Good Today, Blues.

4) Waltz Across Walmart.

5) I Wanna Die Young.

6) Broadway Bluegrass.

7) Stuttering Bum.

8) I Feel That Old Age Creeping On.

9) Guacamole.

Makin’ Whoopee at the Good Sam Samboree.

 

1) Hello Mary Lou.

2) Delaware.

3) Give Me 40 Acres.

4) Makin’Whoopee.

5) There’s a Hole in the Sewer Hose.

6) It’s Now or Never.

7) Put The Toilet Seat Down.

8) Goodnight Sweetheart

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