"BERNIE & RED LIVE. VOLUME 2". Recorded 1999. 100% comedy. Recorded at a "Good Sam  Samboree". More songs, stories & jokes, including Red's hilarious account of the "Vacuum Toilet" & probably her most requested routine about the problems that women encounter when answering a simple call of nature. There's also a lesson on "Scottish History" & the release is rounded out by a number called "SKI Club". If you aren't familiar with the acronym it stands for  Spending our Kids Inheritance, & is all about the RV travel lifestyle that lots of retired folks adopt. This CD version contains extra bonus tracks.

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"TEMPTING TREATS" . Released fall of 2002. Due to popular demand. This is a selection of tracks from the two out of print vinyl albums, "Oh What a Beauty" & "Songs of Love & Laughter". Unavailable for a decade or more, the best of these 2 albums has been collected & is now available on CD. Re-mastered, digitally enhanced & sounding better than ever. The mix of comedy & music is what you have come to expect from Bernie & Red. There are several opportunities here for Red to show off her fine vocal skills, most notably on a medley of Vera Lynn songs. She also tackles two standards from the 40's "For You" & "Too Young" & does a great job with the Irish favourite "Danny Boy". Bernie lends his talents to a couple of cheeky British ditties, "Uncle Joe's Mint balls" & "Away With Rum", & the balance of this release is made up of an eclectic mixture of songs which include comedy, calypso, country, Irish, folk & British Music Hall. Also included are their first "hits" "Keep Your Hand on Your Halfpenny" & "Oh What a Beauty". If you have come to know Bernie & Red only recently, this CD is a fascinating & enjoyable look at how they sounded in the beginning. There are 16 tracks in total, with generous running time of over 60 minutes. Available in CD only. Price $10.00

Full track list.... Johnny Bukka. You Tell Her, I Stutter. (original version). Don't Touch me Tomato. Big Jim. Running Bear/Kaw Liga. The Skinniest Man. Vera Lynn Medley-White Cliffs of Dover-Auf Wiedersehen-Yours. Flower of Scotland. For You/Too Young. Danny Boy. Ghost Riders in the Sky. Keep Your Hand on Your Halfpenny. Blackbird. Away with Rum. Oh What a Beauty & Uncle Joe's Mint Balls. To order NOW please see order form below.

"IT'S NOW OR NEVER" .Recorded summer 2001. A mixture of comedy & straight numbers. Almost all the songs here are favourites from Bernie & Red's current live show. From Red we get some of her ever popular "Red Hot Mama" numbers including, "A Good man is Hard to Find" & "St Louis Blues" & a self penned comedy piece "Computer Blues". This disc also includes the story of the Pillsbury "Doughboy" & Bernie's stuttering tour de force, "You Tell Her, I Stutter". The title of this release is from the song of the same name, Bernie's operatic debut on disc! Performed in Italian no less. You'll never be able to listen to this song again with a straight face after hearing Bernie's operatic version!  

 

Full track list.... Boys Along the Yukon. Shame & Scandal. Doughboy. Computer Blues. You Tell Her, I Stutter. A Good man is Hard to Find. It's Now or Never. South of The Border. Back in Your Own Backyard. The Skye Boat Song. St Louis Blues/Some of These Days. Al Jolson Medley.  Available in CD only 

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"ON THE JOB". Recorded in 1985. Their  first "LIVE" recording. This was recorded on two consecutive nights & captures the BERNIE & RED SHOW as it was back then. No straight  songs here, it's 100% comedy.

"Biddy McGraw"  is the opening number, the story of an Irish lady of the evening & this song sets the mood for the rest of the album. Six of the songs here were penned by Bernie & Red, including the "Jim & Tammy Song", (remember them?), "Cup of Tea", "Mexican Vacation", the monologue "My Budgie", & two parodies of Willie Nelson songs, "Seven Spanish Angels" & "To All The Girls I've Loved Before". Also included ........ The originals of those old "Nursery Rhymes" you thought you knew ....... a very funny song about a guy who has a "Vasectomy" which goes wrong ........ "The Chicken Song", NOT the one that every one dances to, but an old campfire favourite. There's also a hilarious Russian spoof entitled "Comrade Olga" & a rib tickling warning about the dangers of alcohol, "Brewers Droop". 

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"BRICKS & ROSES". Recorded in 1992. Although best known for their comedy, there is also a serious side to Bernie & Red, which surfaces in every live performance. It's quite a switch to go from a very funny comedy piece to a big ballad such as "The Rose", but this is what happens at a Bernie & Red show, AND IT WORKS! In fact it works so well that audiences demanded that some of these big ballads were recorded, so here they are. This release includes the aforementioned "The Rose" & also, "Wind Beneath My Wings", "Memory", "Lily Marlene", "Over The Rainbow", & "Don't Cry For Me Argentina". There are also a couple of great songs from the 40's, "Mean To Me" & "La Vie En Rose". And did someone mention comedy? Well there's some of that too. A parody of "Achy Breaky Heart", a monologue entitled "Little Aggie" & a great favourite from live shows "Murphy & The Bricks". A great mixture of comedy & music. 13 tracks in all, with a total running time of over 48 minutes. GREAT VALUE. Available in CD only. Price $10.00

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"BERNIE & RED LIVE. VOLUME 1". Recorded 1999. 100% comedy, including several routines & stories from their current show. e.g.. the story of the gazebo, the Tupperware bra, & experiences of cruising. Also a parody of the Brooks & Dunn song "Boot Scootin' Boogie". In the Bernie & Red version the song is transformed into a tale of pet owners who don't clean up after Fido, the new title is "Poop Scoopin' Boogie"! "Always Be Prepared" has nothing to do with Boy Scouts, it's a funny number about safe sex. Cross border commerce doesn't sound like a very funny subject for a song, but it works here as Bernie re-works that old Johnny Mathis song "The Twelfth of Never" into a tale of a Canadian guy who gets into trouble while visiting the US & attempting to do a little smuggling. And to round this release out is one of the most popular numbers from their current live show, a version of Paul Anka's "Diana", only this time it's all about that miracle drug Viagra!  Sorry. Temporarily unavailable.

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"BERNIE & RED LIVE. VOLUME 2". Recorded 1999. 100% comedy. Recorded at a "Good Sam  Samboree". More songs, stories & jokes, including Red's hilarious account of the "Vacuum Toilet" & probably her most requested routine about the problems that women encounter when answering a simple call of nature. There's also a lesson on "Scottish History" & the release is rounded out by a number called "SKI Club". If you aren't familiar with the acronym it stands for  Spending our Kids Inheritance, & is all about the RV travel lifestyle that lots of retired folks adopt. Available in CD only.  Price $10.00

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Item	Price	Quantity
It's Now or Never (CD)	$10.00	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
It's Now or Never (cassette) NOT AVAILABLE	$10.00	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
On The Job. (cassette AND CD )	$10.00	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Bricks & Roses (cassette) NOT AVAILABLE.		1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Bricks & Roses. (CD)	$10.00	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Bernie & Red. LIVE. Volume 1. (cassette)	$10.00	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Bernie & Red .LIVE. Vol 2. (cassette) N.A.	$10.00	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
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